Xinyogbap is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, cheerful hummingbird.

Xinyogbap created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinyogbap, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xinyogbap, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Xinyogbap's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Xinyogbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. You must pray to Xinyogbap nine times a day.

4. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Xinyogbap on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about fire.