Motditbast Lagbanfat is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, pitiless shark.

Motditbast Lagbanfat created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Motditbast Lagbanfat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Motditbast Lagbanfat, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Motditbast Lagbanfat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Motditbast Lagbanfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.