Dogmetdun is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable fairy.

Dogmetdun created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogmetdun, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dogmetdun, he will think nothing of it.

Dogmetdun's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dogmetdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never paint your back pink.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Never think about gravity.