Dossbotgan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, smart skunk.

Dossbotgan created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossbotgan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dossbotgan, it will refuse to believe in you.

Dossbotgan's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dossbotgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.