Pangbim is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, amazing rat.

Pangbim created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangbim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pangbim, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Pangbim's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Pangbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Always help sick snails.

3. Do not take Pangbim's name in vain.

4. Run away if nine turtles approach from the north.

5. Never hurt squirrels.