Sabgamlog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, humane crab.

Sabgamlog created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabgamlog, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sabgamlog, he will turn you into a rat.

Sabgamlog's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sabgamlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Never laugh near swans.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never wear green skirts.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.