Gadstanjad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful spider.

Gadstanjad created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadstanjad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gadstanjad, he will turn you into a worm.

Gadstanjad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gadstanjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never look in ponds.