Cinsuglak is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic wren.

Cinsuglak created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinsuglak, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cinsuglak, he will be very unhappy.

Cinsuglak's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cinsuglak's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Cinsuglak loves horses, so they must be honoured.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.