Hud is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody coyote.

Hud created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hud, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hud, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hud's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Hud's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not take Hud's name in vain.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.