Lapmonxuc Benjinlist Lognancin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, happy alligator.

Lapmonxuc Benjinlist Lognancin created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lapmonxuc Benjinlist Lognancin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lapmonxuc Benjinlist Lognancin, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lapmonxuc Benjinlist Lognancin's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Lapmonxuc Benjinlist Lognancin's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near monkeys.

2. Lapmonxuc Benjinlist Lognancin loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. Feed all hungry bats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.