Huddogveen is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive dragon.

Huddogveen created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Huddogveen, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Huddogveen, he will turn you into a rock.

Huddogveen's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Huddogveen's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Huddogveen.

3. Never hurt eagles.

4. Never laugh near snails.

5. Fast once a month.