Largmegdud is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring swallow.

Largmegdud created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Largmegdud, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Largmegdud, she will not care.

Largmegdud's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Largmegdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink alcohol.