Nadhimdan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, astonishing camel.

Nadhimdan created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Nadhimdan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nadhimdan, he will turn you into a duck.

Nadhimdan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nadhimdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Worship no other gods but Nadhimdan.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Fast once a month.