Rawdonnellsit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy bear.

Rawdonnellsit created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawdonnellsit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rawdonnellsit, she will turn you into a rat.

Rawdonnellsit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rawdonnellsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always obey Rawdonnellsit's priests.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never bounce near goats.