Waddotmad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered chicken.

Waddotmad created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Waddotmad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Waddotmad, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Waddotmad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Waddotmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never sit in the presence of great tits.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.