Vagzigcissdamfudpidrap Carzimdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless otter.

Vagzigcissdamfudpidrap Carzimdoss created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vagzigcissdamfudpidrap Carzimdoss, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Vagzigcissdamfudpidrap Carzimdoss, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vagzigcissdamfudpidrap Carzimdoss' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Vagzigcissdamfudpidrap Carzimdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Retreat if seven horses approach from the south.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Never think about galaxies.