Fatjopcap is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, vain otter.

Fatjopcap created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatjopcap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fatjopcap, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fatjopcap's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fatjopcap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fatjopcap.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never jump in the presence of tapirs.