Dossnellfid is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak skunk.

Dossnellfid created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossnellfid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dossnellfid, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dossnellfid's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dossnellfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not chop down trees.