Sabcamgeb is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable hummingbird.

Sabcamgeb created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabcamgeb, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sabcamgeb, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sabcamgeb's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sabcamgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Erect eight iron sculptures of Sabcamgeb on top of important buildings.