Naksab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless jaguar.

Naksab created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Naksab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Naksab, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Naksab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Naksab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise shrews for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Naksab.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never sing in holy places.