Stipnatdod is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, slow naga.

Stipnatdod created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Stipnatdod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stipnatdod, he will turn you into a mouse.

Stipnatdod's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Stipnatdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Do not chop down trees.