Villimsitarnlarnlapfotyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced hummingbird.

Villimsitarnlarnlapfotyarl created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Villimsitarnlarnlapfotyarl, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Villimsitarnlarnlapfotyarl, she will try to impress you with trees.

Villimsitarnlarnlapfotyarl's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Villimsitarnlarnlapfotyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Never think about black holes.