Didnurlat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered octopus.

Didnurlat created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didnurlat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Didnurlat, it will send minions to preach to you.

Didnurlat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Didnurlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Didnurlat.

5. Do not sing in public.