Dimmabceb is a god.

She takes the form of a small, all-powerful naga.

Dimmabceb created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimmabceb, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimmabceb, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dimmabceb's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dimmabceb's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about fire.