Fongenduss is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, moody mongoose.

Fongenduss created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fongenduss, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fongenduss, it will manifest in front of you.

Fongenduss' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fongenduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fongenduss on top of all buildings.