Ciplegsid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, witless weasel.

Ciplegsid created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciplegsid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ciplegsid, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ciplegsid's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Ciplegsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Respect your elders.

3. You must pray to Ciplegsid five times a day.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never look at nebulae.