Nanragpib is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, conceited toad.

Nanragpib created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanragpib, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nanragpib, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nanragpib's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nanragpib's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always wear green.