Safbomweebiss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical otter.

Safbomweebiss created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Safbomweebiss, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Safbomweebiss, he will turn you into a mole.

Safbomweebiss' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Safbomweebiss' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Safbomweebiss loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help sick doves.