Hublanzog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, stupid alligator.

Hublanzog created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Hublanzog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hublanzog, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hublanzog's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Hublanzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mites.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.