Wigyarlrut is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, slow gorilla.

Wigyarlrut created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigyarlrut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wigyarlrut, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wigyarlrut's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Wigyarlrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not dye your hair black.