Jipgumcam is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, annoying crocodile.

Jipgumcam created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jipgumcam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jipgumcam, she will destroy your home solar system.

Jipgumcam's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Jipgumcam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jipgumcam.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.