Pibcussveg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, impressive walrus.

Pibcussveg created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Pibcussveg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pibcussveg, it will turn you into a frog.

Pibcussveg's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Pibcussveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.