Sogtomnad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, self-assured shark.

Sogtomnad created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogtomnad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sogtomnad, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sogtomnad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sogtomnad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sogtomnad.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Put Sogtomnad first in all things.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. You must love Sogtomnad.