Wodhudmit Cebgenlam is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, able zebra.

Wodhudmit Cebgenlam created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wodhudmit Cebgenlam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wodhudmit Cebgenlam, he will turn you into a hamster.

Wodhudmit Cebgenlam's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Wodhudmit Cebgenlam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick frogs.

2. Always wear white.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Never bounce near whales.