Himtimdin is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, dishonourable hare.

Himtimdin created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himtimdin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Himtimdin, he will manifest in front of you.

Himtimdin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Himtimdin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Do not take Himtimdin's name in vain.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.