Mumcennull is a god.

He takes the form of a large, temperamental armadillo.

Mumcennull created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumcennull, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mumcennull, he will turn you into a plant.

Mumcennull's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mumcennull's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.