Fetnigcet is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered chinchilla.

Fetnigcet created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetnigcet, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fetnigcet, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fetnigcet's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fetnigcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fetnigcet.