Ortcarhimjarnsog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ortcarhimjarnsog created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Ortcarhimjarnsog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ortcarhimjarnsog, it will destroy your home planet.

Ortcarhimjarnsog's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Ortcarhimjarnsog's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink alcohol.