Flab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless centaur.

Flab created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flab, he will be very sad.

Flab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Flab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Retreat if five eagles approach from the west.

4. Never sing near birds.

5. Never paint your face red.