Gudlegyat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, all-powerful snake.

Gudlegyat created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudlegyat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudlegyat, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gudlegyat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gudlegyat's Holy Commandments

1. Gudlegyat loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Do not listen to music.