Ban Hivlatgof is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless crane.

Ban Hivlatgof created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ban Hivlatgof, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ban Hivlatgof, she will turn you into a mole.

Ban Hivlatgof's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Ban Hivlatgof's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Ban Hivlatgof.

2. Never hurt gulls.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must never eat aubergines.