Dinflablad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, sapient dryad.

Dinflablad created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinflablad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dinflablad, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Dinflablad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dinflablad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.