Sigarpomintafhatgidont is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, two-faced raven.

Sigarpomintafhatgidont created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigarpomintafhatgidont, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sigarpomintafhatgidont, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sigarpomintafhatgidont's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sigarpomintafhatgidont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never skip near frogs.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Always wear green.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sigarpomintafhatgidont.