Mobbugcibbitcamcussarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, vain deer.

Mobbugcibbitcamcussarp created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobbugcibbitcamcussarp, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mobbugcibbitcamcussarp, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mobbugcibbitcamcussarp's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Mobbugcibbitcamcussarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not cook food in pots.