Wanzogsis is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, idiotic jellyfish.

Wanzogsis created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanzogsis, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wanzogsis, he will turn you into a rat.

Wanzogsis' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Wanzogsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Always stare at clouds.