Gungarboss is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient wombat.

Gungarboss created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gungarboss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gungarboss, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gungarboss' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Gungarboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Feed all hungry voles.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gungarboss.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.