Basstadcub is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered elephant.

Basstadcub created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Basstadcub, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Basstadcub, it will destroy your favourite star.

Basstadcub's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Basstadcub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five dogs approach from the south.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Retreat if six snails approach from the east.
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