Lidwanpib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever parrot.

Lidwanpib created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidwanpib, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lidwanpib, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Lidwanpib's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Lidwanpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear yellow jumpers.