Gaddinstan is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient bear.
Gaddinstan created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in Gaddinstan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in Gaddinstan, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Gaddinstan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Gaddinstan's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about fire.
2. You must never eat cherries.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. You must love Gaddinstan.