Jipmutsak is a god.

He takes the form of a small, resourceful shrew.

Jipmutsak created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipmutsak, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jipmutsak, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jipmutsak's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Jipmutsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Do not take Jipmutsak's name in vain.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Erect three gold sculptures of Jipmutsak on top of important buildings.